Scenes of someone being relentlessly pursued, perhaps by zombies, vampires, flying sharks, or some combination of any or all of the above, are common on TV during Halloween season. And that’s ok. But somewhat similar scenes are also playing out in the halls of research facilities as research nurses or regulatory coordinators attempt to chase down busy Primary Investigators (PIs) whose signatures are needed on essential documents. Staff members set up ambushes, pen and documents in hand, waiting for unsuspecting PIs. Or they set out the documents where they hope the PIs will see and sign them, which only increases the chances that the documents will disappear.